JIMBO'S OPEN HOUSE
CHORUS
Hold on - I can’t wait
‘cause I’m sold on the real estate
‘cause it’s mine, not yours
Let’s keep it behind closed doors.
Keep your pants on.
J-BOMB
Helter Skelter is the norm in my shelter
Got to live with the life the cards have done dealt ya.
No ace, no face, the numbers are all base
And I'm having trouble living in this place
The cost is too high
The ceilings too low
There's a sign on my do'
That says I have to go
I was a good tenant, did my own repairs
Said, "Hi" on the street and as you walked downstairs.
Made some noise on the weekends only.
Invited you to the party, so you wouldn't feel lonely.
I'll get a good lawyer and fight the good fight.
Got my R.E. license so it will be all right.
Need to get my toes on some stable ground.
Or I'll be high steppin it the hell out of this town.
Just looking for living, L-I-V-I-N
And a smart place I can call home, again
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SULU
We can break it down
Break it down like acid
Got yourself a question then ask it
Never plastered
Upon the masthead
Of this newspaper that I last read
‘cuz I’m casted
As a bastard
In this open house that has lasted
All year
Yo slow down you just passed it.
Just like Astrud
Gotta let go,
If we get harassed. It’s
Based upon our look, because the realtor’s a dastard- ly
Individual - now I’m like the last kid
Picked for the team. I’m feeling a little shafted.
‘cause I ain’t a bro from manhasset. That’s it.
Open house party is the way that we’ll get past it.
You can bring the whiskey, get stoned and alabastered.
Dj in the corner now you know he’s gonna blast it.
If the cops come, then we’ll have to get arrasted
They’re knocking on the door, but now the party will outlast it.
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UN-G
one flight down i got the
indy pharmicist
one flight up i got a super model miss
and next to my
bedroom
working on his boom
dj euro techno
on a 3am workflow
i ain't hating
just saying
i'm up at the same time working on rhymes
with a pabst blue
mind
from the halal bodega
4 for a 6 now thats some alpha omega
my door is
closed but you're welcome to come in
we're lit to pharcyde's runnin
keeping
the vibe golden of the golden era
people come around and look at my place in
terror
asking me why? oh why? why oh how?
cause the rent be low and the
action be high
it's certainly not the value of this place
just how you
relate to the real estate
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